I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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