A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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