Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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