its not stalking. its research.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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