Her vagina should come with caution tape.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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