i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
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