Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
only if we run a train.
done.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
it's like iHOP with fire
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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