Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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