Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
there's paper in my vomit.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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