I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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