Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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