wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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