We need to rekindle our bromance
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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