ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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