I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
You did what with his pubic hair?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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