so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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