Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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