Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
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