Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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