Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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