I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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