it was like his penis was on wheels.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
This couple is walking their pig around campus
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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