I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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