your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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