Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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