Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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