How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
Randomize
