I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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