forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I think I am morally bankrupt
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Boobs speak an international language.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
