If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I just gargled with NyQuil
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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