planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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