I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
Randomize
