my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
my being single is dangerous.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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