I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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