How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
We need to get me chipped asap
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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