I'm really into asian looking animals
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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