Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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