whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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