speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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