I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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