Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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