i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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