even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
