love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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