It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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