SEEEEXXX PLEASE
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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