Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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