porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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