Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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