Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
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