Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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