He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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