I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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