Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
we made out on top of his cat.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Are my feet made of real feet?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
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