I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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