I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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