no. you can't hotbox the world.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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